Celebrate SL’s birthday and write a postcard to a friend

Greetings Seekers of Romance,

hurry up. The birthday region is only opened until 6th of July. If you don’t go there now, you will miss a chance to see something you can tell your virtual grandchildren about

A good starting point to prepare for your visit is to read the “Dallier’s Hope Messenger“. And while you are at Dallier’s hope, the comet that is hosting this year’s birthday region, don’t forget to spend some time at our exhibit at SL6B Nano (67, 182, 23). Send a postcard from our tropical post office at Dallier’s Hope to your friends and invite them to visit this far away comet with you. Thanks to teleports, it’s only a heartbeat away.

Whatever you do,  ♥ Spread the Love ♥

Villain Baroque

Second Life’s 6th Birthday (SL6B)

Don’t we all grow old? Even Sl does. On June 23, 2009, Second Life turns 6 years old. The Lindens prepared 20 regions for an exhibition “to build and share your particular future”  for Second Life.

There is a whole story behind the theme of the sims: “We are LIVE from Dallier’s Hope, 800 Light Years away we are spiraling through outer space on a Meteor disovered by Space Explorer Ghorman Dallier in 2499 while searching for new worlds to inhabit! Although we’re too far away from the sun to see it and any flora has to be kept in an AEC (Artificial Environment Chamber.) we still know how to throw a party!” (Quote from the Birthday Wiki).

♥ Greetings, seekers of romance ♥

Our vision of the future isn’t one of a virtual world that is filled with abbreviations like SL6B, the official acronym for the sixth birthday, but one should not argue about taste. And even though the theme they chose this year is a very dark one and not very typical for the feelings we share at Love me tender, we applied for a parcel and got chosen:

From: dusty@lindenlab.com
Subject: Your SL6B Application
Date: Wed, 3 Jun 2009 21:59:36 -0700

Hello from the staff of SL6B!

We are pleased to inform you that your exhibit was selected for the
Second Life Birthday Celebration this year! However, *please note*
that this does not yet guarantee that you will receive the parcel size
you asked for. We are still hard at work determining exactly how to
fit the puzzle pieces together on the land we have available.

This email will be followed in the next couple days by a more specific
communication from our Exhibitor Support staff who will tell you what
your final parcel size is, invite you to the proper group and help you
get settled on your land. You will receive this communication by email
*and* notecard as soon as parcels are fully assigned.

Thank you very much for entering, and we look forward to seeing your
build materialize!

Happy Birthday to you!
The SL6B Team

Let’s bring Love & Romance to this meteor called Dallier’s Hope. As we wrote in our proposal, we plan to build a romantic beach ont this meteor with many Freebies for the visitors. As soon as we know more details, we will provide you with a SLurl to our parcel. Don’t miss the chance to get one of the many high-quality Freebies we are going to give away on this occasion. As usual, these will be Freebies created by Love me tender, Freebies that you won’t find anywhere else.

[UPDATE] Here is the official schedule for the festivities:

June 23- Gates open!

June 29- Official closing ceremony

June 30- Final day of Entertainment

July 6- Gates close

Hope to see you soon at our parcel and meanwhile …

♥ Spread the Love ♥

Villain Baroque

It’s springtime – Love is in the Air

♥ Greetings, seekers of romance ♥

The vernal scents in the air inspired me to create some new products around the topics Love and Air. I want to invite you, to visit our NEW AERODROME at Rockje.

Can you feel it? Winter has gone, birds are singing, nature is awaking from it’s hibernation – LOVE, LOVE, LOVE is in the air. Lucky who has someone to enjoy these feelings with.

Use your time at our sim to become a member of the “Miles High Kissing Club”. To qualify for that club, you have to use our “Miles High Kissing Club Device” at the aerodrome. It certifies that you kissed above 1852 meter (one nautical mile)  and gives you and your kissing partner a beautiful badge as a memory. This service is totally FREE – enjoy it.

Click the SLurl-Landmark to go directly to our aerodrome.

Love me tender has some new products for you to celebrate this exciting time of the year. What new products are awaiting you at our aerodrome? …

Second Life gets sanitised

♥ Greetings, seekers of romance ♥

today we read about another U-turn at the Second Life Blog.  Another restriction in a world once known for it’s freedom is imposed on the inhabitants. Did a puritan zealot seize power in SL? Adult content is to be banned from mainland to a separated continent (by some in the forums already called a “ghetto”) where only age-verified avatars will be able to teleport to.

Are you age-verified? I know a lot of people who aren’t, but are regular visitors of so called adult areas in Second Life. Why aren’t they age-verified then? I guess there are a lot of reasons, one not wanting to share this kind of information with the company comissioned by Linden Lab with that job. Furthermore age verification doesn’t work in a lot of countries since the necessary information is guarded by law and can’t be easily checked by a company.

Anyway, first gambling is forbidden, banking was the next step, now it’s so called adult content. I still remember the time of the gambling ban. Many comments predicted at that time that escorts and sex would be the next victims of the “moral majority”. Is Second Life becoming a “Little America” with a puritan zealot as a mayor?

I am deeply worried about the increasing restrictions in Second Life. I am an aged-verified adult (yes, we really exist) and I came here to “play” an adult (18+) game. I didn’t expect to find Disneyland and I don’t want to be part of Second Disneyland. …

Fortune Cookie anyone?

I still remember my first Fortune Cookie. I was 15, deeply in love and to shy to ask her out. After a dinner with my family at a local Chinese, I got a Fortune Cookie saying “Den Tapferen hilft das Glück” (Fortune favors the brave).  The next day I went to that girl and got the date. Well, that didn’t change my life, but it changed my next three months .

♥ Greetings, seekers of romance ♥

Let me tell you about our latest product: The Fortune Cookie Dispenser. A few days ago, Kelwen Landar contacted me and told me that she wasn’t able to find a Fortune Cookie in SL and asked me, if I would be interested in creating one. True enough, after a short Search in-world, I turned up empty-handed, too. Creating a Fortune Cookie seemed an interesting idea to me. After some experiments with the baking ingredients, the product was ready for delivery.

Click here for a SLurl to the Fortune Cookie Dispensers in-world.

WIN  A  FORTUNE  COOKIE  DISPENSER
Do you still remember your first Fortune Cookie? What did it tell you? Tell us about it here in the comments. The nicest story (IMHO) gets a FREE Fortune Cookie Dispenser (Love Edition) with unlimited cookies in-world.

♥ Spread the Love ♥

Villain Baroque

Groupmembers get a FREE gift every month

♥ Greetings, seekers of romance ♥

we from “Love me tender” want to thank you for the word-of-mouth advertising we receive from you. Most of our new customers come to us because of a recommendation by a friend. Thank you for recommending us.

We all are facing hard times in RL economy and the hard times will hit the SL economy, too. Therefore our marketing department (I guess my lovely partner Rockje has never before been called a department, I hope she isn’t offended by this wording) came up with the idea to offer all members of our group “Love Me Tender Park” a FREE gift once a month. Don’t get me wrong, this won’t be a FREEBIE, but one of our regular products. The members of our group get it for FREE, because we know that you like our products and because we hope that you go on recommending us to your friends.

Today will be the first time time we offer this FREE gift to the members of our group. Members will receive a group notice telling them where and how to obtain their gift for this month. This month you will receive a letter that displays a card with the word “My darling, I love you” when touched. You can restrict the card to react only to a certain avatar by writing his or her name into the description of the product.

If you are no member yet, become one. It’s very easy: Open “Search” (Ctrl-F) in your Second Life Client  enter “Love Me Tender Park” in the tab “Groups” and press the button named “Join”. Membership is of course free, but you have to stay a member to receive the monthly group notice where to find the latest FREE product.

I wish you a lovely time till Valentine and …

♥ Spread the Love ♥

Villain Baroque

Partnered – at last

♥ Greetings, seekers of romance ♥

Just a little personal information: My muse, friend, lover and business partner Rockje Cortes agreed to become my SL partner on January, 24th 2009. We know each other for over 16 months now, spent hundreds of happy hours together, endured a few unhappy ones, worked a lot together, laughed a lot together, danced for hours without end and … (use your fantasy ).

We had a little private ceremony, just the two of us with Aphrodite and Cupid as witnesses to our partnership. May love bless us every day of our virtual life.

Follow our example and ♥ Spread the Love ♥

Villain Baroque

Valentine – Valentime

♥ Greetings, seekers of romance ♥

Love is in the air – Valentine is near. Reason enough for us to offer you two of our romantic products for FREE until midnight (PDT) on sunday, January 25th. Hurry up and get these two gifts for FREE while this offer lasts. The products have a value of 300 L$.

Visit our sim Rockje (136, 176, 25) , search for the rotating golden baubles and <Touch> them. The baubles give you your FREE gift.

And as my friend Cupid says: ♥ Spread the Love ♥

Villain Baroque

War is over – the forces of good lost

All hail to M and a Hi to Jack. While the orcs keep on banging on Second Life, the forces of good surrendered to the overwhelming evil. They abandoned their homes and beautiful creations, the work of hundreds of man-years are lost forever. People left this second life in hope for a better third one elsewhere or  are sitting somewhere in hiding, licking their wounds and are waiting for a Linden-led bot-commando that will hi-Jack (what an appropriate word) them to a secret SL prison on an abandoned sim somewhere in the middle of nowhere. Gloom and doom is the feeling in the hearts of plenty. The minions and lickspittles of evil reign supreme and even fill up my blog with comments. Vae victis - Woe to the vanquished!

What remains after the lost war? A deep feeling of mistrust and the certain knowledge that Second Life isn’t a world yet, where planning and investments make any sense. It’s not mature enough for any serious business as long as basic conditions are changed by the wink of an eye by the Lindens. Keep your RL companies out of this game, at least for the time being.

What are my personal plans? Until being hi-jacked, I try to go on. The war is lost and Valentine is near. Maybe the smell of roses can cleanse my nose of the rancid odor the recent Linden actions have left. Nobody likes being cheated, me neither.

I will open my ears wide and hope that Cupid comes back again to my side and once more whispers into my ears “Spread the Love” and I will gladly obey.

Watch out for my next post,it will be filled with love and romance again.

For now:
La esperanza muere ultima • Hope dies last • Dum spiro spero

Yours,

Villain Baroque

While ppl leave SL like rats a sinking ship, Linden Lab publishes outdated numbers

It’s unbelievable, but as people are leaving Second Life in the thousands, islands (so called OpenSims) are given up and all indicators for land show a steep decline, Linden Lab publishes the outdated but positive numbers for Q3.

Just have a look at today’s numbers (No. 12, 2008) and you know more about the true situation at hand:

That seems to me like whistling in the dark and has to be taken as serious as publishing the stocks from the end of September.

Meanwhile Linden Lab doesn’t answer it’s customers urgent calls for answer. A forum that has been opened by Linden Lab for discussing it’s latest land policy (a rise of 67% in monthly fees for almost half of the land owners) with it’s customers shows more than 2′500 posts by customers, but is ignored by Linden Lab’s management.

It’s a sad thing, how Second Life is destroyed by the inability of Linden Lab’s management to acknowledge a mistake and take back changes that let thousands of residents turn away from Second Life.